Ron Paul for President...

I'm running for Senator

If Ron Paul runs for president in 2012, he has my vote, and I don't care if he is a shape-shifting Reptilian.  If you believe all the lizard hunters on YouTube, everybody who's anybody in politics is a shape-shifting lizard, or a clone.  So what difference does it make?  According to internet lizard hunters, even Obama is a shape-shifting reptile who sucks up to the Illuminati just like all the others.

Ron Paul won the CPAC vote over Mitt Romney yesterday.  This is the second time he's won in as many years.  And why?  Because Paul is one of the few politicians on the Hill who makes any fucking sense and the Republicans know it.  They admit it, though tongue-in-cheek, as if they know that Paul is a lizard and that he's completely off his rocker to boot.  But despite all this, he really is the only sane, rational Republican candidate for US president, hands down.  He might also want to consider Glenn Beck for his VP, if Beck doesn't have him on his shitlist.

The only way I would vote for Obama in 2012 is if he comes clean on ET disclosure and brings humanity and the alien presence together for the entire world to see.  Under those circumstances, how could he possibly lose?  As it is, he's going to have one hell of a time getting re-elected anyway.  There is absolutely nothing under the sun that he will be able to do to secure a second term unless he does the extraordinary.  The economy will not be fairing any better by the time 2012 rolls around, and may even be less stable.

The truth of the matter is this, no joke: if Obama doesn't disclose, Ron Paul will.